Crust

Bill, an ex-boxer, is a failure in life but has no idea what to do about it -- until he meets local dodgy businessman Hamid 'Anything-U-Need' Choudhury. Hamid convinces Bill that there is serious money to be made in man vs animal boxing bouts. Bill cashes in his life savings to buy two meters of living, breathing, armor-plated giant mutant mantis shrimp with a smashing right hook, and sets off for London to fulfill his dreams. Along for the ride are his best friend Steve, ex-condom-factory employee and amateur boxer, Steve's highly-strung girlfriend Shaz, and a misunderstood, club-clawed crustacean who is not as stupid as it seems...

• Release date
• December 12, 2003
• Runtime
• 89 min
• Genres
• Comedy
• Director
• Mark Locke

Cast

Kevin McNally Bill Simmonds Perry Fitzpatrick Steve Crump Madhav Sharma Hamid Choudhury Mark Bazeley Clive Lee Oakes Crouty Enzo Cilenti Todd Higgins Pat Roach The Bull

L

Louise Mardenborough Shaz Smyth