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Season 3

159 episodes November 5, 2012

Episodes

1 Superman Takes Ambien and Accidentally Sleep-Destroys Tokyo Nov 5, 2012 No ratings 2 Saw VI: The Past Tense of See VI Nov 6, 2012 No ratings 3 I've Got 100 Problems, and Yes, Karen Is One of Them Nov 7, 2012 No ratings 4 The Day They Announced Five More Twilight Movies Nov 8, 2012 No ratings 5 "Boo!", Said Boo Radley When Asked What His Name Was Nov 13, 2012 No ratings 6 The Vague Man Who Said Something Nov 14, 2012 No ratings 7 The Lorax XXX Nov 15, 2012 No ratings 8 What Does Not Kill You, Only Makes You Decide to Sell Your Hang Gliding Equipment on eBay Nov 26, 2012 No ratings 9 Dial N for "Not How You Spell Murder" Nov 27, 2012 No ratings 10 Surprise, Fourth Graders, You're the Mets! Nov 28, 2012 No ratings 11 The Unicorn That Hated Little Girls Nov 29, 2012 No ratings 12 The Lion, the Witch, and the Ward Boss Dec 3, 2012 No ratings 13 The Puppy Photo That Got 42 Dislikes Dec 4, 2012 No ratings 14 Honey, Can You Please Help Me Open This Can of Whoop-Ass? Dec 5, 2012 No ratings 15 The Announcer Who Couldn't Sing Dec 6, 2012 No ratings 16 Star Wars Episode 7: A Cautiously Optimistic Hope Dec 10, 2012 No ratings 17 The Narcoleptic Insomniac Dec 11, 2012 No ratings 18 Conan's Got a Cold Dec 12, 2012 No ratings 19 The Unfortunate Rap Career of Dr. Dreidel Dec 13, 2012 No ratings 20 Melf Hunters 3: North Polin' Dec 17, 2012 No ratings 21 The Grinch Who Returned Christmas for Full Store Credit Dec 18, 2012 No ratings 22 The Present with No Air Holes That Stopped Meowing Dec 19, 2012 No ratings 23 Whatever You Do, Do Not Do a Google Image Search for "Geese-a-Laying" Dec 20, 2012 No ratings 24 6 Resolutions Broken, 3 to Go Jan 7, 2013 No ratings 25 The Guy Who Drove a Hummer and Wasn't a Total A-Hole Jan 8, 2013 No ratings 26 Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Kick You in the Scrote Jan 9, 2013 No ratings 27 Betty White's Bud in Bieber's Bong Jan 10, 2013 No ratings 28 All Quiet on the Western Front, Until Someone's Car Alarm Went Off Jan 14, 2013 No ratings 29 Smells Like Murder, But It's Probably Fish Jan 15, 2013 No ratings 30 The Chamomile Conundrum Jan 16, 2013 No ratings 31 Texas Chainsaw Seminar: How to Sell Chainsaws from Home! Jan 17, 2013 No ratings 32 Siri, Where Is My Kidney? Jan 21, 2013 No ratings 33 The Long Awaited Revenge of Zippy Smiles Jan 22, 2013 No ratings 34 Step Up 3D 2: The Stepening Jan 23, 2013 No ratings 35 The Least Fantastic Pants of Professor Downplays-His-Pants Jan 24, 2013 No ratings 36 Sweet Home Al-Jazeera Jan 28, 2013 No ratings 37 The Day the Mime Stood Still Jan 29, 2013 No ratings 38 Watch Tonight's Show and Live Forever* (*This Claim Is 100% False) Jan 30, 2013 No ratings 39 Occupy CONAN: When Outsourcing Goes Too Far Jan 31, 2013 No ratings 40 The Day Lincoln Joined LinkedIn Feb 4, 2013 No ratings 41 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory That Was a Front for a Sweatshop That Makes Gym Bags Feb 5, 2013 No ratings 42 Yahtzee at the OK Corral Feb 6, 2013 No ratings 43 The Strange Case of Case Strangerson Feb 7, 2013 No ratings 44 The Postman Always Butt-Dials Twice Feb 11, 2013 No ratings 45 The Walls Have Ears, and Other Side Effects of This Medication Feb 12, 2013 No ratings 46 The Hunchback of Notre Dame Law School Feb 13, 2013 No ratings 47 Love Means Never Having to Say, "Do You Think Your Friend Would Be Into a Three-Way?" Feb 14, 2013 No ratings 48 The Surprising Bar Mitzvah of Seamus O'Flannery Feb 19, 2013 No ratings 49 "Waka Flocka Flame," Said the Drunk Rooster Feb 20, 2013 No ratings 50 The Roomba with a View Feb 21, 2013 No ratings 51 The All-Girl Sausage Party Feb 25, 2013 No ratings 52 You Have the Right to Remain Naked Feb 26, 2013 No ratings 53 The Legend of Legend Cove Feb 27, 2013 No ratings 54 The Exquisitely Subtle Beauty of a Perfectly Formed Badonkadonk Feb 28, 2013 No ratings 55 Kathy, Will You Marry Me? Give Me Your Answer in Tomorrow's Episode Title Mar 4, 2013 No ratings 56 Yes I'll Marry You, But My Name Is Karen, Not Kathy Mar 5, 2013 No ratings 57 The Ex-Cons Who Discussed the Pros and Cons of Prose Mar 6, 2013 No ratings 58 A Time to Kill Time Mar 7, 2013 No ratings 59 The Octopus Who Was a Master Pickpocket in Highly Specific Circumstances Mar 11, 2013 No ratings 60 The Sophomore Who Took a Year Off to Find Himself Unemployable Mar 12, 2013 No ratings 61 Angels in Poorly-Made Devil Costumes Mar 13, 2013 No ratings 62 The Man in the Gray Flannel Snuggie Mar 14, 2013 No ratings 63 I Just Called to Say I Love Wheat Thins Mar 25, 2013 No ratings 64 The Title with the Unnecessary Question Mark? Mar 26, 2013 No ratings 65 The Auto-Corrector's Last Will & Testicle Mar 27, 2013 No ratings 66 The Ginger Went Down to Georgia Apr 1, 2013 No ratings 67 It's Not the Heatlanta, It's the Humidylanta Apr 2, 2013 No ratings 68 Gone with the Wind, But Don't Worry, We're Insured Apr 3, 2013 No ratings 69 The Show Where We Partied Too Much in Atlanta to Think of a Good Episode Title Apr 4, 2013 No ratings 70 The Inspiring Journey of the Armless, Legless...Oh Wait That's a Snake Apr 8, 2013 No ratings 71 The Surprisingly Non-Ostentatious Summer Home of King Tut Apr 9, 2013 No ratings 72 Beer Squad: Battle in Sudsville Apr 10, 2013 No ratings 73 Zero Dark Thirty: The Squeakquel Apr 11, 2013 No ratings 74 The Episode Title WITH Misplaced Emphasis Apr 15, 2013 No ratings 75 Keep Your Friends Close, Your Frenemies Closer Apr 16, 2013 No ratings 76 Django Snowchained Apr 17, 2013 No ratings 77 Auto-Corrective Asphyxiation Apr 18, 2013 No ratings 78 Return of the Dawn of the Sequel III Apr 29, 2013 No ratings 79 Are You There God? It's Me, a Courtesy Call from Time Warner Cable to Tell You About How Much You Can Save by Bundling Services Apr 30, 2013 No ratings 80 Green Eggs and Ham and Trichinosis May 1, 2013 No ratings 81 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the Ruination of His Middle Name May 2, 2013 No ratings 82 The Episode Title with the Inset Box of Me May 6, 2013 No ratings 83 The Court Martial of Cap'n Crunch May 7, 2013 No ratings 84 Press "Pound" for Murder May 8, 2013 No ratings 85 The Very Understated Adventures of Captain Beige May 9, 2013 No ratings 86 There Is No "I" in Tim. That's How Unselfish He Is! May 14, 2013 No ratings 87 IMDBCooper May 15, 2013 No ratings 88 "Why Are You All Laughing?" Asked the Glass Blower May 16, 2013 No ratings 89 The Princess and the P. Diddy May 20, 2013 No ratings 90 Kentucky Freud Chicken and the Terrible Psychiatry Joke May 21, 2013 No ratings 91 The Completely Flat Man... in 3-D!!! May 22, 2013 No ratings 92 The Illegitimate Rise of Steve Bastard May 23, 2013 No ratings 93 Butt-Dial M for Murder Jun 3, 2013 No ratings 94 The Exotic Marigold Hotel 2: Dench Does Dallas Jun 4, 2013 No ratings 95 The Man Whose Darkest Secret Is That He Kind of Likes The Wallflowers Jun 5, 2013 No ratings 96 Alien Meets The Fokkers Jun 6, 2013 No ratings 97 The Limber Chef Who Tossed His Own Salad Jun 10, 2013 No ratings 98 Do Not Ask for Whom the Bell Tolls, Because It's Out for Its Annual Servicing Jun 11, 2013 No ratings 99 Escape from Podcast Mountain Jun 12, 2013 No ratings 100 The Fast & the Dealing-with-Their-Fury-Through-Journaling 6 Jun 13, 2013 No ratings 101 The Announcer Who Repeated Himself. The Announcer Who Repeated Himself. Jun 24, 2013 No ratings 102 The Mysterious Case of the Two Talk Guests and One Musical Guest Jun 25, 2013 No ratings 103 Never Name Your Daughter Dilda Jun 26, 2013 No ratings 104 The Road to Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions Brand Asphalt, Good Intentions Brand, Ask for It By Name! Jun 27, 2013 No ratings 105 The Slowly Bobbing Adventures of Buoy Boy Jul 8, 2013 No ratings 106 When Your Friend's Kid Just Starts Listing Dinosaurs, It's Okay to Give Him Beer. Jul 9, 2013 No ratings 107 My Friend Went to the Ed Hardy Outlet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt Jul 10, 2013 No ratings 108 The Episode Where We Worked So Hard on the Show We Didn't Have Time to Come Up with a Great Episode Title, So Let's Just Call This One "Steve" Jul 11, 2013 No ratings 109 The Day the Earth Stood Still Just Long Enough to Take One Good Selfie Jul 15, 2013 No ratings 110 There, There, Don't Cry. Andy Just Went to Live on a Farm Jul 16, 2013 No ratings 111 Zero on the Richter Scale Jul 17, 2013 No ratings 112 Cheapskate Charley and the Taped-Up iPhone 3S Jul 18, 2013 No ratings 113 99% Effort, 1% Milk. Jul 22, 2013 No ratings 114 Dog Nerd-A-Palooza: Labradorks vs. Poodle-Dexters Jul 23, 2013 No ratings 115 "What Is Jeopardy?" Said the Senile Alex Trebek Jul 24, 2013 No ratings 116 Slow and Steady Wins the Participation Trophy Jul 25, 2013 No ratings 117 Littering in London: Jack the Ripper's Lesser Crimes Jul 29, 2013 No ratings 118 One If by Land, Two If by Jetski Jul 30, 2013 No ratings 119 Dragon Hunt 2: Scorchy's Revenge Jul 31, 2013 No ratings 120 My Big Fat Greek Landlord Aug 1, 2013 No ratings 121 Journey to Joke Mountain 3: The Laughening Aug 5, 2013 No ratings 122 Free Pizza for Everyone!* (*The statements made in CONAN show titles do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of this company.) Aug 6, 2013 No ratings 123 Egg Police: Omelet You Go with a Warning Aug 7, 2013 No ratings 124 The iTunes Update That Made All the Difference Aug 8, 2013 No ratings 125 Now You See Me, Now You Put On Your Glasses and See Me Better. Aug 12, 2013 No ratings 126 Conan and Andy's Laughquest '13 in 3D Aug 13, 2013 No ratings 127 The Mysterious Case of No Wait We Did This One Aug 14, 2013 No ratings 128 Goodfellas 2: Betterfellas Aug 15, 2013 No ratings 129 The Touchscreen That Didn't Like to Be Touched Sep 3, 2013 No ratings 130 The Self-Centered Man Who Called It "MeTube" Sep 4, 2013 No ratings 131 DoubleVision Theater presents: 24 ANGRY MEN Sep 5, 2013 No ratings 132 The Evil "S" Who Turned Laughter to Slaughter Sep 9, 2013 No ratings 133 A Bar Walks Into a Horse for a Change Sep 10, 2013 No ratings 134 The Man Who Would Be King, but Chose to Sell Home Appliances Instead Sep 11, 2013 No ratings 135 Nurder, She Wrote without Proofreading Sep 12, 2013 No ratings 136 Ted Nugent and Quentin Tarantino Present: Django Wango Tango Sep 16, 2013 No ratings 137 The One Movie Even Nicolas Cage Wouldn't Star In Sep 17, 2013 No ratings 138 Goodzilla: The Giant Lizard Who Taught Reading Skills Sep 18, 2013 No ratings 139 The Fast and the Bi-Curious Sep 19, 2013 No ratings 140 Mr. White Meets Mr. Extremely White Sep 23, 2013 No ratings 141 Now Is the Winter of Our Disco Tent Sep 24, 2013 No ratings 142 The Black Guy Who Had Almost Every Springsteen Album Sep 25, 2013 No ratings 143 Word Is a Four-Letter Word Sep 26, 2013 No ratings 144 The Microphone That Suddenly Went Off in the Middle Of Sep 30, 2013 No ratings 145 Fast Times at Ridgemont Retirement Home Oct 1, 2013 No ratings 146 Font Wars: Helvetica vs Calibri Part 3 Oct 2, 2013 No ratings 147 A Word-for-Word Re-enactment of This Afternoon's Queen Latifah Episode Oct 3, 2013 No ratings 148 Aaron Aaronson and the First-in-the-Phonebook Caper Oct 14, 2013 No ratings 149 The Dog Who Had the Opportunity to Lick Itself But Politely Declined Oct 15, 2013 No ratings 150 Throwing Shade Since 1993 Oct 16, 2013 No ratings 151 Is Not In Right Now. Please Leave a Message After the Theme. Oct 17, 2013 No ratings 152 Of Mice and Men and Their Mutant Offspring, Mice-Men Oct 21, 2013 No ratings 153 The Asian Guy Who Actually Appreciated That "Good at Math" Stereotype Oct 22, 2013 No ratings 154 The Westboro Baptist Church's Surprisingly Moving Stage Version of "Brokeback Mountain" Oct 23, 2013 No ratings 155 Microwaving Fish at Work Is a War Crime Oct 24, 2013 No ratings 156 Please Wait While Your Show Title Is Being Processed Oct 28, 2013 No ratings 157 Two Decades, Two Laughs Oct 29, 2013 No ratings 158 A Night of 1000 Laughs and 11 Deafening Silences Oct 30, 2013 No ratings 159 That Spooky Night They Ignored Halloween and Showed Clips from the Last 20 Years Oct 31, 2013 No ratings