Crooks

Who Said Crime Doesn't Pay?

Crooks — Plot

During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!

• Release date
• February 2, 2002
• Runtime
• 80 min
• Genres
• Comedy
• Director
• Paul Battista

Crooks — Cast

Jim Norton Paul

J

Jessica Alexander Carmella Rozie Bacchi Paulette

M

Maggie Bagley Angela

D

D. Banno Postal Worker on Break #5

C

Carmine Battista Frank Perrigrinno

M

Michael Carrara Agent Russo David Brown Officer Tafoozi