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Garchaster's Cornblade

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Garchaster's Cornblade — Plot

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

  • Release date
  • August 16, 2026
  • Runtime
  • 109 min
  • Genres
  • Fantasy, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror
  • Director
  • Kasper Meltedhair

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Garchaster's Cornblade — Cast

Lyndsie Jane Earle Stone Kasper Meltedhair photo Kasper Meltedhair Tarsia Donald Farmer photo Donald Farmer Donald Farmer Brewce Longo photo Brewce Longo Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite Andy Heck Boyd Gorgas Mordpan Carrie Phillips Ozra Matt Minter Scary Fairy Ta X Menzak Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763

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