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Semolina Pilchard

All you need is crime.

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Semolina Pilchard — Plot

As a terminally ill Liverpool gangster summons his estranged eldest daughter back to their hometown after a five-year absence, his youngest daughter, determined to inherit everything, plots to eliminate her.

  • Release date
  • September 28, 2026
  • Runtime
  • 123 min
  • Genres
  • Comedy, Crime, Drama
  • Director
  • Mike Clarke

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Semolina Pilchard — Cast

Sarah Louise-Chadwick Clara Reynolds Sophia Leanne Kelly photo Sophia Leanne Kelly Danika Reynolds Alina Allison Rosie Macaulay Cooper Max Joe McGann photo Joe McGann Gerry Reynolds Louis Emerick photo Louis Emerick Billy Donnelly Jack Ryder Des Gabriella Tavini Amy

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