V-Town News

V-Town News — Plot

Anchorman, Quigley guides the audience through a Veneta/Elmira News segment. Having Thomas Crawford on sports, Zorbin Craham on weather, and the one and only Pussy Magnet PK on breaking news stories makes it so no other news station can come close to the number they are breaking.

• Release date
• August 5, 2026
• Runtime
• 7 min
• Genres
• Comedy
• Director
• Mason Crawford

V-Town News — Cast

Q

Quinn Sullivan Quigley

P

Parker Reed Pussy Magnet PK

M

Mason Crawford Thomas Crawford

K

Korbin Graham Zorbin Craham

C

Caetlyn Lillie The Feet (uncredited) Woody Allen Himself (uncredited)

T

Tyler Scroggins Tyler Scroggies (uncredited) Anthony Fauci Himself (uncredited)