What About Dick?
“Oscar Wilde on acid,” “like Downton Abbey and almost as funny,” “like E.M Forster on steroids” and “a cross between a budgerigar and an accountant.”
What About Dick? — Plot
The movie begins with the birth of a sex toy invented in Shagistan in 1898 by Deepak Rushdie Obi Ben Kingsley, and tells the story of the subsequent decline of the British Empire as seen through the eyes of a Piano. The Piano narrates the tale of Dick; his two cousins: Emma, an emotionally stunted English girl; her kleptomaniac sister Helena and their dipsomaniac Aunt Maggie who all live together in a large, rambling, Edwardian novel. When the Reverend Whoopsie discovers a piano on a beach, a plot is set afoot that can be solved only by a private Dick, the incomprehensible Scottish sleuth Inspector McGuffin, who with the aid of Sergeant Ken Russell finally reveals the identity of the Houndsditch Mutilator.
What About Dick? — Cast
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Deepak Rushdie Obi Ben KingsleySuzy Eddie IzzardNo ratings yet
The PianoEric IdleNo ratings yet
DickRussell BrandNo ratings yet
EmmaJane LeevesNo ratings yet
HelenaSophie WinklemanNo ratings yet
Aunt MaggieTracey UllmanNo ratings yet
Reverend WhoopsieTim CurryNo ratings yet
Inspector McGuffinBilly ConnollyNo ratings yet
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